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Yes indeed I did... or. Wait. I don't know what it is you don't want to hear.

I made an accident!

Anything that challenges my beliefs and makes me feel uncomfortable, is what I don't want to hear.

You done accidented!!

That challenges my beliefs and makes me feel uncomfortable. Which emotion would you prefer to receive:

  1. Anger
  2. Sadness
  3. Happiness
  4. All of the above somehow
  5. awkward silence

Let's start with (5) awkward silence and see how things go.

Psst! How long is this supposed to last? Can I take a lunch break?

You want to take a lunch break, during the middle of our extremely long and awkward lunch date?

May I at least go take a shit before I, accident?