Her words spat out from lips pursed so thin she could have been mistaken for a Postbox constructed from gammon slices.
Stop it man, you're killing me! 🤣
Hey bro, you need to be careful trying to throw things with bingowingitis...It throws the aim way off.
Anyway, I'm going to address the elephant in the room and ask the question...How much enjoyment did you derive from arranging that turkey neck to look so...Well, you know, like a fecking cock!
When I was growing up we used to throw the turkey neck to the cats and my mum always used to joke about it being a turkey's willy - for years I thought it really was. I was busy relieved when I found out it was the neck!!
No one wants to see a turkey dick. No one I know anyway. 😆
I dont even know if they have one but hell, if they do, I don't think there is anyone that wants to see that shit!
They do man...Them male turkeys be fuckin'.
I think I would prefer to think of them reproducing like snails or something. Yuuurgh!
Seems easier on the mind.
Aye, apart from all that slithery slothery gook they produce when
exciteddoused in salt