Haha!
You're like Bill Blazejowski, the person Michael Keaton played, in the 1982 movie, Night Shift.
An ideas man!
You know...feed the tuna fish mayonnaise so one doesn't need to put the mayo on the sandwich. Truly inspirational stuff.
I can see the marketing headline now:
I can see the commercial now. We're at a rodeo. Dude keeps getting bucked off the bull, but he needs to go those 8 seconds. Scans the crowd, sees his hot wife, she holds up the Asparapiss, and he knows just what to do. Couple squirts. Wins the rodeo!
Fuck yeah...now who will play the husband and wife...and will they want a golden shower in their dressing rooms?
I'm thinkin Aubrey Plaza though she'd say no but at least I got to say hi. Not sure about the dude. No dressing rooms, just a trailer but nobody is allowed to sit on the furniture.
Aubrey Plaza: Perfect choice. I concur. Sexy in that, wants to kill you sort of way.
Let's think on the male lead, we can't rush into things like this.
A big sheet of plastic on the floor though?
We might just have to put everyone outside. Then they can just play in the piss sprinkler.
The dude needs to be a wimp. That way Asparapiss looks even better. Plus wimps are easy to cast since if you say no, they won't do anything.
I was going to suggest a piss sprinkler but realised you'll be all over it like piss on the floor in a men's public toilet block.
Jay Baruchel?
Let's go with Zach Galifianakis. That way he'd look even funnier on the bull.