I've heard that in the dark they shed their skins and crawl on bloodied meat sticks to below people's bedroom windows where they sing with a soft mooing to entice people to come to their field and be sacrificed to the gods of milk.
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It's true. Operation Bovid-19.
Don't forget to wear a moosk.
Oh ho. You are in fire tonight muckeroo!!!
Bovid 19, moosk, wahahaha!!!
It was a beef roast.
They do say a beef roast is the only kind of roast worth having!
Wait until you tie into that turkey dick.
I've gone right off turkeys now!
Sacrilege!