I grew up knowing more cows than people. I know how to live as one with those beasts. Just don't bug them when it's dark...
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I grew up knowing more cows than people. I know how to live as one with those beasts. Just don't bug them when it's dark...
I've heard that in the dark they shed their skins and crawl on bloodied meat sticks to below people's bedroom windows where they sing with a soft mooing to entice people to come to their field and be sacrificed to the gods of milk.
It's true. Operation Bovid-19.
Don't forget to wear a moosk.
Oh ho. You are in fire tonight muckeroo!!!
Bovid 19, moosk, wahahaha!!!
It was a beef roast.
They do say a beef roast is the only kind of roast worth having!
Wait until you tie into that turkey dick.
I've gone right off turkeys now!