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If you took away all the fences (main source of nails and wire), cows would be extinct in a year or two after eating and trampling all the crops and gardens then gorging on mouthfuls of beer cans found on the side of road (mixed in with the grass, they can't see it, they just reach down and chew), which would make vegans and environmentalists hate cows even more, and all the predator species would boom, then bust, dying of obesity and shit. Then you got human corpses everywhere because they starved while the bugs take over. All we're left with is this goddamn blockchain nobody can use because bugs shouldn't be anywhere near computers.

Dude. This is why I insist magnets are fucking awesome.

I heartily agree!!

I just never realised there was such depth to the damn things. I also never realised just how dumb cows were. But then it would really be obvious. Its amazing how much they have bred survival out of them!

They can't even negotiate holes in the ground! Add in a few gophers trying to live their days. Then big bad badger comes along and makes the holes bigger so she can fit down there and eat the gophers because nature doesn't like infestations either. That's like a minefield for a cow. One twisted leg and they can't support their weight. Newborn calves; the magpies swoop in and start eating their eyes!

Did you know that magpies can use other animals eyes to see? First they swallow them whole and then some magic DNA stuff happens in their insides and then the eye bulges out of their rectum but actually works so they can see behind them. Its one of their many amazing survival tricks

Yeah of course I knew that. We were talking about it at the sigmoidoscopy convention. Trying to find new and more natural solutions in this everchanging world focused on sustainability and new jobs that keep these amazing creatures out of the zoos and off the streets. Apparently the doctor just has to push the bird up someone's ass, ass first utilizing the eye, then the bird can tell the doctor what it sees. Basically a magpie talking out of your ass.

The medical advances rthat we are amking today using the building blocks of what has gone before still continue to amaze :OD

It's a great time to be alive.