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It's a great time to be alive.

These are the days my friend!! These are the days!!

We did it!

It looks like I can throw out the space suit. I don't need to go to Mars no more!!

Well, ya, duh. You need a Mars suit on Mars, not a space suit. Like wtf man! Do you wear skis when you go bowling? Geeeeez...

I wear a bowl suit, ski suits are for when I eat yoghurt!

I was sick of getting yoghurt on my suit so I just eat it in the nude now then rub it in. Luckily I identify as a napkin so people stopped calling the cops.