RE: An Absolute Zoo Of Unmentionable Characters

[nonameslefttouse]

I don't believe that scary profile pic of yours for a minute

And that's what's so scary about it. evil laugh

Comments

[ginnyannette]

I suppose there should be a No-Name type as well:

• Has scary profile picture that has either blood coming from his head or very red hair
• Green complexion possibly because he is a demon or possibly because he ate some bad venison
• Stares at you from profile picture with weird white eyes that are commonly mistaken for laser beams that make things sizzle, but are actually beams of heavenly light to set loose butterflies and pretty birds that will fly all about your room.
• Primary concern is secondary - bird poop is very wet

[nonameslefttouse]

You can actually dry the bird poop with the laser beams.

I also tell people that red 'M' most don't notice stands for monster. But it really doesn't...

[ginnyannette]

Aw, M stands for mother, doesn't it? You've got little green no-names running around, don't you? I can just see them trotting about blasting the world with their laser beam birds and then hurrying behind them to dry the poop.

Or I suppose you could mean madman. Or, since we hardly know each other, Mr. Madman.

[nonameslefttouse]

Mr. Madman. That has some ringing to it. I'd probably have to go with Monsieur Madman though. Now I'm sophisticated.

And yeah there's some offspring. But they're not little and running anymore. Big and driving now.

[ginnyannette]

Twins, right? I recall some twin art, or maybe that was just for artistic purposes. I'm pretty sure we have had this exact conversation, again. Every third time I talk with you there is deja vu. It's been a few years of talking now, I suppose it is inevitable.

Monsieur Madman and the Twins. That has a nice ring to it. I could see a cartoon being made out of that. Monsieur Madman must teach the twins to drive, and he does so in a monster truck. Flattened corn fields in every direction and shouting farmers. Yep, I could see it.

[nonameslefttouse]

We don't really have corn fields here though.

[ginnyannette]

Really? I always had an image of Iowa in my head for your area of Canada. I think Americans in generally a pretty ignorant about Canada. Pretty sure Canada was never mentioned in my 12 years of public schooling.