Happy thanksgiving, I hope you folks have a really nice time and I'm not annoyed at all at the fact I'll not get any pumpkin pie...or walnut, and not at all annoyed that I'll be cranberry pieless. Ok, I'm not not annoyed...I'm annoyed! But that's ok, I'll struggle through my pieless state somehow.
Just so you know, I'm thankful to have met you, my full-knuck friend from FL.
I think the cranberry was actually my favorite. It had a nice tart bite, balanced by a sweet crust. The lovely pink color, like an embarrassed flamingo, or maybe the inside of a ripe red grapefruit, or a hundred other pink comparisons, was a nice touch.
Thank you. I'm thankful to have met you too, my full-knuck Australian. Look at you, you even know how to abbreviate Florida like an American.
You wrote that...my brain heard this: Haha, I had pie and you didn't have any and that pie was bloody amazing and you'll never know because you weren't here for Thanksgiving but if you were I'd have shared my pie with you and you would have loved it.
Now that's how one goes #full-knuck! 👆
I'm in training for my visit...I'm working on my full-on Aussie accent (which I'll play up) so that all and sundry shall know I'm an Australian...I'm hoping it earns me many pies.
Ha! The pie was absolutely horrible - pure bitterness without a shred of appealing quality to redeem it. Worst pie ever. Never making it again. Is that soothing?
Oh my, that full-on Aussie accent. You'd better tell your wife to bring a fly swatter to beat back all the American women that will be falling over you. Be prepared for a lot of questions about crocodiles. The expectation for you having wrestled at least one will be very high.
Loo, now I know you're deflecting and trying to make me feel better. There's no way that pie was anything but legit! It's ok, one of us had legit pie, that's better than none of us.
Lol, hopefully ones that work out and eat well, I'd hate to get squashed.
I'll make up some awesome croc-wrestling stories...well, in truth I won't have to make them up, we all wrestle crocodiles in our spare time. Crikey!
You know, that's a good point. It is probably going to be a mixed bag. Might also want to bring some pepper spray ;)
Lol, and a first aid kit.