I do not tell shitty jokes.
Can you please tell me a toilet-toilet joke, though?
And wtf happened to that van? Are those those security pipe things that shoot up out of the ground? Those-those. Toilet-toilet.
Maybe that guy was doing coke in the stall and flushed to cover the snorting sounds. I feel like that would be even more gross than not washing your hands after doing your duty or handling your security pipe.
One time when me and buddy Philip were little kids like 8 or 9 probably, his dad ran in the room and all excited and amped, "go see the spider I just killed!!!! It's in the toilet!" (toilet-toilet)
We ran to the bathroom-toilet to see the.. spider.
It wasn't a spider.
It's an eye exam advert. I take shit seriously, remember?
I shoulda known. Southerners.. They took you'll drop your drawls for dope to a new level.
I'll have to remember that spider trick next time I get stuck with a bunch of kids.