One time when me and buddy Philip were little kids like 8 or 9 probably, his dad ran in the room and all excited and amped, "go see the spider I just killed!!!! It's in the toilet!" (toilet-toilet)
We ran to the bathroom-toilet to see the.. spider.
It wasn't a spider.
It's an eye exam advert. I take shit seriously, remember?
I shoulda known. Southerners.. They took you'll drop your drawls for dope to a new level.
I'll have to remember that spider trick next time I get stuck with a bunch of kids.