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I made a sarcastic remark because you were being over the top serious. No you don't have to take me seriously

I'm not attacking you!

So you are basically against sarcasm? To be honest I think you get annoyed at small things, take them very seriously, and go to great lengths to prove a point that just isn't important.
Saying something sarcastic doesn't mean I'm a troll. It was just a silly comment that I didn't think you would have taken so seriously. But it seems that you can't handle even slightly sarcastic remarks.