I could already taste the cheeseburgers but then I was all like, "No! This is NOT the right way to go about acquiring cheeseburgers. Think about all those people who deserve this more! Goddammit man you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Stupid conscience getting in the way of good eats again but I think it's for the best.
Jesus...if I didn't think it would make my ass piss blood after a couple of weeks of that kinda dedicated meaty intake...I would totally do it. Steak or burgers. They both sound delicious.
I could already taste the cheeseburgers but then I was all like, "No! This is NOT the right way to go about acquiring cheeseburgers. Think about all those people who deserve this more! Goddammit man you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Stupid conscience getting in the way of good eats again but I think it's for the best.
I understand. Maybe someone else has the stones.
Maybe, but don't worry. When my balls finally decide to drop, you'll be the first to know.
Jesus...if I didn't think it would make my ass piss blood after a couple of weeks of that kinda dedicated meaty intake...I would totally do it. Steak or burgers. They both sound delicious.
I think you're the man for the job and it's not often the world gets to see pictures of bloody ass piss.
I’m conflicted. What would the proper tag be for such glorious posts?
Steak. Burgers. Whatever.