Okay now this is getting serious. Here's the part where I say, "Dude. I was just joking."
I'd just power it up and do my usual curation stuff which now includes #showcase-sunday where I'm trying encourage people to believe in their old work and give it a second chance, now that we have curators willing to actually read and vote.
To answer your question: 498 days
Goddamnit man, you got my hopes up!
I could already taste the cheeseburgers but then I was all like, "No! This is NOT the right way to go about acquiring cheeseburgers. Think about all those people who deserve this more! Goddammit man you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Stupid conscience getting in the way of good eats again but I think it's for the best.
I understand. Maybe someone else has the stones.
Maybe, but don't worry. When my balls finally decide to drop, you'll be the first to know.
Jesus...if I didn't think it would make my ass piss blood after a couple of weeks of that kinda dedicated meaty intake...I would totally do it. Steak or burgers. They both sound delicious.
I think you're the man for the job and it's not often the world gets to see pictures of bloody ass piss.
I’m conflicted. What would the proper tag be for such glorious posts?
Steak. Burgers. Whatever.