You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Are you the drunk girl at the bar?View the full contextView the direct parentkryptik (65)in #steemit • 8 years ago I got you. As long you promise to take me home and give me a rough upvoting.
I like you, you're pretty
*vomits in own shoe *
It's about closing
Don't worry puking doesn't even bother me. Here let me drive your moose. I think you've had a little too much to drink.
We need more men like you in the world.
Have you ever driven a moose? You almost are better off drunk to be honest.
The trick is that you need to use some maple syrup on a stick to lead them.
Bahahaha. It's almost like you're a true Canadian!
If Trump gets elected I might become one. I hear the weather is better in Mexico though. Unfortunately my pasty white skin can't handle more than 3 nano-seconds of sun light. I was made for Canada.