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I like you, you're pretty

*vomits in own shoe *

It's about closing

Don't worry puking doesn't even bother me. Here let me drive your moose. I think you've had a little too much to drink.

We need more men like you in the world.

Have you ever driven a moose? You almost are better off drunk to be honest.

The trick is that you need to use some maple syrup on a stick to lead them.

Bahahaha. It's almost like you're a true Canadian!

If Trump gets elected I might become one. I hear the weather is better in Mexico though. Unfortunately my pasty white skin can't handle more than 3 nano-seconds of sun light. I was made for Canada.