I am so serious right now. Okay, the thing is I am not always like this, but today? Something amazing is going to take place in the city of Lagos - I have no luxury to be unserious. Not now, not today. Today is special.
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Before now, I had no respect for the witches. Wi-what? I am Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander! Do not mess with me. But then I got to know these new guys. Okay, you can say I have just been initiated as @katerinaramm played a very vital role in ensuring that I blend with the community. I am so grateful to her. Okay, I am as silly as a newly initiated witch right now. Trust me, I can eat you alive with just few spells. But then think about it. Who dares initiate me, the greatest wizard of all time? Well, Science got me down. Technology overpowered me. Engineering depleted me of my wizardious powers. And Mathematics? Do not even mention that lunatics.
And if you are going to ask me what kind of witches these guys are and how they operate, then I am going to have to confess to you. They are the keyboard witches. They write faster, think better, and are smarter than an average human. They solve problems that encounter human race with their evergreen articles. They bring honor to the Green, White, Green and the world in general. They make their family proud. They are the pride of the country... Why so? Because they write STEM!
They do not want the world to know of their intelligence, so they do not brag. But their works keep exposing how good they are in the field of Science. Steemit is taking over the Search Engines. The time is almost here when every keyword searched through the Search Engines lead to Steemit community posts. And then, the posts written by these @StemNG and @SteemSTEM great minds will always shine. These posts will solve the problems that are being faced by humans right now and the ones are going to emerge in the future.
They have no time to beef any high ranking whale in the community. They have no time to join others in flagging whales that use bid bots. All they are concerned with is how to ensure that great and evergreen contents keep coming into this great community. With them on their keyboard, they are powerful. And for this, I address then as The Keyboard Witches.
Okay, to be sincere there are some elders in the global community who I can say initiated the management of the Nigeria's sub-community. @SteemStem is a global community of STEM (Science Technology Engineering Mathematics) writers on Steemit, and you can call it the father of @StemNG. These guys, @anarchyhasnogods, @mobbs, @suesa, @lemouth, @ruth-girl, @iamphysical, @aboutcoolscience, J.T.M, among others to be sincere are the best initiators I have ever seen.
And The Nigerian Keyboard Witches Are Meeting In Lagos Today... How About You join Us?
Sorry, I had to take you to that length. That is how I actually feel right now. The point of this is that something that has never happened before in Nigeria is happening today. The witches are meeting in broad day light!
As planned by the sharp-mouthed witches, @real2Josh, @funmiakinpelu, and @amazonaesh under the supervision of the gang leaders, @gentleshaid and @greenrun, the Nigerian STEM writers on Steemit are meeting at the Lekki Conservation Center (LCC) in Lagos. 11:am today.
And in case you did not know before now, you are invited. Not just Steemians, not just Lagosians, not just Nigerians but in as much as you are interested in Science which I bet you should (because Science is behind the enjoyable life you are living today).
This form is meant to be filled as you plan on joining us today. Come and meet these witches in person: @gentleshaid, @greenrun, @zest, @samminator, @rharphelle, @pangoli, @noble-noah, @pearlumie, @eurogee, @agbona, @akiripromise, @adetola, @temitayo-pelumi, @horpeh, @steepup, @starrichie, @sogless, @olajidekehinde, @oluwabori, @mrbreeziewrites, @menoski, @lawkay, @joelagbo, @humbledeen, @ibk, @herbayomi, @gidionline, @florae, @cyprianj, @conas, @annieben, @synick among others.
So, it is almost 11:00 AM, c'mon join us now!
Hey! Do you write posts that are related to Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM)?
Then join #steemstem on on discord. Click here.
Check this blog post by @steemstem to understand the guidelines on how to become a member of @steemstem.
Also check on this post by @steemstem to understand the use of images so as to avoid copyright infringement.
And in case you are writing from Nigeria, you can include #stemng tag in your posts. Details on @stemng blog.
Thinking of delegating SP to @steemstem to support this great initiative? All you have to do is to use the links below:
50 SP | 100SP | 500SP | 1,000SP | 5,000SP | 10,000SP | 50,000SP
However, ensure you have at least 50 SP left in your wallet.
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Shey na only keyboard witch? Keyboard wizard nko?
I sure say Greenrun pass witch sef, ein na matrix. Ein go dey for d meetup in a digital form. Me go dey for spirit shaa.
Baba Gentle go full ground shaa.
Make una package ogbonge pictures come outside oo.
Live stream go dey?
Ehen; shey u go fly ur own plane go there? Airplane man :D
Chai! Ogbonge witch... I carry yansh for you baba. That place go bubble no be small. @funmiakinpelu go order babes enter. Asun and shayo go dey flow like water... Better whine go dey for one corner, smokes sef go dey for us wey be agberos. Baba Gentle go con sidon on top correct chair dey smile as him pikins dey enjoy shayo. Shey you know say na Alfa him be...
@synick carry East palmy come Lagos yesterday sef. Today na for correct shayo baba...
About that plane, baba no be sea plane na 😂
Ah don die. Shayo go dey for inside meet up? Na chemical shaa, ein na part of STEM shaa.
Wait oo, palmy dey ground? Kuku kee me naa.
Baba Gentle go take cassava branch pursue una comot. Who go bring zobo come naa? Dat one na Rarphael shaa.
But baba ee, after every every, u na confam agbero oo. But which kind weed go dey? Na dried paw paw leaf u go smoke?
Omo dis meet up go make brain die, ah swear..
Well, I go join for inside spirit shaa.
Notin do una
Hehehe... We be Science students after all. 😂 😂
Witches meeting in broad daylight 😂😂😂
Leggo!
Naso we see am oo baba 😂
This one got me. Officially, this @teekingtv is sickly sick
Hehe, e no be from here
😂 😂
Even @gentleshaid know say na Agberos him and @greenrun dey manage na... Up National! 😂
D meeting fit enter night shaa. So witches dem go begin bring dia skills come outside.
Person like @teekingtv fit dey fly sef. Even though say ein na airplane man, dat unku fit fly within plane sef.
Fly within plane? I weak😂😂😂😂
😂 😂
Baba Sammi! You're trying me oo... Zeddicus! 😂
Witch gathering!? I'm jealous... If only my flying broomstick flew fast enough to get me there :(
Have fun, guys!
I can help with some spells if you don't mind. Those spells are the magic itself 😂
Hehehehe.... @teekingtv i be wizard not witch o and e get one power wey i wan test na invisible power so nobody might see me at the meetup only me go see una 😂😂
Hehehe... Wizardious juju... But then, you might need a broom stick to use the spell of invisible o