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Actually, he downvoted me, censored me to death, and now I have no ability to speak freely. My life is over, basically. I guess the next step would be to write a post and include a list of people who I feel are special. Then I'll talk about my accomplishments and do everything in my power to convince people I'm a nice guy, so they listen to me and do as I say. I'll talk about how important free speech is, but as as soon as someone comes along to say things that don't sound like praise, I'll try my best to make them look like an idiot, then downvote their ass, and pretend I'm not being a hypocrite.

Damn man, condolences on the censorship. I liked your comment the best and gave it my upvote. But how evil it was for it to be downvoted and sent to the bottom once more. This comment thread has the most interesting discussion about the topic at hand but the OP has done his best to hide it. Too much challenge? Not enough yes-sir? I guess I know who I won't be voting as a witness.

What really hurts my feelings the most though is how I have this fancy new keyboard I won't be able to use. Pretty much everything I say just sounds like the spacebar now. I'm surprised you can even see me. Trapped within this void, I found myself, in the dark, feeling abandoned and alone with thoughts I'm not allowed to use anymore because a freedom fighter kicked my ass. And to top it all off with the hardest pill to swallow...

I'm not even as cool as abshamilton...

Did someone write something?

Nothing to see here, man. Just me, captivating an audience, by being bored, in some random comment section on the internet somewhere. I'll try to be more productive, tomorrow.