I haven't even gotten my head around Aussie slang yet, and now I have to learn Aussie surfer slang? I think life's too short to start learning that XD! Though at least little ol' Grouchy had plenty of fun with those beaches. That Bug is going to need a thorough cleaning, but being made of Legos, you could just dunk that into a sink and it'll all be fine and dandy.
He's spent the better part of eight days locked in his bedroom with Roxy
I'm pretty surprised he could walk, too! All that back-room bumping with a wooden doll does wonders to ruin a man's pelvis. I can say that from personal experience, so props to you for enduring 8 days of that, Grouchy. Roxy really does have the patience of a saint.
Not being a surfer, or a fan of surfing, I have no witty comments to make on the sport... -_-
Yeah, that was a lot of surfer slang. I can decipher it for you if you would like, google will do it also if you're keen.
Uhm, I don't mean to be a bother, but I'll need you to decipher all of that, agent G-Dog. There appears to be a hidden message hidden in there somewhere, and we need to crack the code. I can read Enigma machines, and Pentagon encryption, but not this... Not surfer slang.
The secret code can be found here, or in sites like it. Shh, don't tell anyone.
https://www.wavetribe.com/blogs/surfboards-waves/glossary-of-surfing-terms-and-surf-slang
Some translations were not decoded entirely, but I've learned enough about Grouchy's mission now. It appears that he had less of an ideal day on the waves.
[Transcript Begins.]
ENGLISH: I was (excited) and paddled out. I saw a (rookie) have a go but he was (scared) and kept (jumping off) when things got (nasty). He wasn't a (surfer incapable of catching waves) but was certainly an (annoying beginner), for sure.
ENGLISH: I got (beyond where waves break) waited for my (good wave) and there it was. Before I knew it I was in the (inside of a barrel/wave), standing on that (surfboard), and I was (pumped). So there I was (well-positioned) and about to (grab the surfboard's rails) when I came across a fucking (bodyboarder) and I (sank) trying to avoid him. I took a (surfboard to the nuts) on the way down then got (knocked off) in the (whitewater).
[Transcript Ends.]
Should we proceed with the missions to interrogate Grouchy, further? [Y/N]
Lol...Brah, you have way too much time on your hands.
Accurate translation though. Well done.
Lol, I think that took me at least 5 minutes, which is still longer than I would normally spend on the comments box XD