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RE: Everyone loves a good COMeback!

in Comedy Open Mic4 months ago

Ahh, THERE he is!

No worries, I knew you would pop up eventually, just like my erections. I totally understand the need to take an occasional break from the negativity and reboot. Just like my erections.

I've also posted a little non-karaoke music to 3Speak under my other account. It's not great stuff, but I think you'll appreciate the song choices. It may give you a reason to spend more time here, without losing your erection.

I really can't say why I'm so erection-focused in this reply. I guess maybe 'cuz I've been trying to do some comedy all morning, and it's hard work.

#comedyopenmic #outofthinair #hashtagabuse

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 4 months ago (edited) 

I shoulda swung by sooner.

It is hard, for sure. For me, hard-est. Especially virtually—no facial expressions or body language or..

Dude walks into a bar and I'm all how many times you gonna do that?!

See what I mean?

I think you're not being honest with yourself. You have managed to use Markup to manipulate your text in a way that I believe mimics facial expressions and body language very well.

You have the some of the most performative text on all of Hive, right in league with folks like @crimsonclad.

 4 months ago  

I hope that wasn't supposed to be funny cuz I didn't laugh at all. And that 100% was all ai.

I had minor hopes for a chuckle from the 'performative text' line. Can't win 'em all, but there's no limits to losing.

 4 months ago (edited) 

I don't care how minor dude, tell me more of this hope you speak of.

It's a bit like a politician...

Might make you feel good for a moment, but doesn't actually do anything.

 4 months ago (edited) 

I never felt anything for a politician for any amount of time. Does that make me hopeless? They get excited about someone they've never met. No matter how hard I try, I can't care. Can't even pretend to. And I'm the best pretender I know!