Bringing you more shit

in Shit Photography2 months ago (edited)

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There's a lot of shit in the world currently and it's all over the place, far and wide: Wars, rising inflation, fake news, selfishness, greed, housing crisis, China, control of the population, governments, McDonalds, widening of the socio-economic/class gap and the rise of poverty, reliance on AI, a decline in quality, service and manners, social media, Elon Musk, low Hive price, taxation and so much more...so much shit...such a long list a long list of shit!



Anyway, considering the lengthy list of shit and how shit has permeated into so many aspects of our lives that shit is almost impossible to avoid unless one does some serious shit in one's life to mitigate the shit that occurs in it, I thought it wouldn't hurt too much to add some more shit, just a little bit of shit, into your life by way of these shit photos.

This shit isn't normal every day shit though, it's black and white shit that I took with a camera...that's right folks, black shit and white shit combined into a group of shit photos. Now ain't that some shit!


You probably don't want to play with shit, (who would?), but I thought I'd create a game for you with some (probably shit) prizes.

The shit photographs in this post are photos of shit I took that came out of my closet and the game is thus: Identify the shit.

It's probably a super-shit game but I don't care, I'm doing it anyway because shit seems to be in fashion these days.

All you have to do is name what the item in each shit photo is of and you get the chance to win some shit. Not real shit because that'd be fucken weird, but I'll award those who list the items (in the correct order) with shit of some sort, almostly certainly shit shit. I'll even give you some clues on what the shit is in the shot photos...Clothing and footwear. (I know, shit clues.)

So that's it, pretty simple shit really.

List each item in order and you'll win some serious shit as a prize or, if you don't give a shit, then do not and no shit will be coming your way, other than the fact you already looked at these shit photos. Just remember, you have to list the shit in order and your guess of the shit has to be specific...not generic shit.


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Ok let's see if I can guess shit....

  • Jean fabric near a seam

  • Button of a jean trousers

  • Buttonhole where the previous button is inserted

  • Leather fabric from a jean label

  • Zip of a jean jacket

I probably didn't guess shit but I had a lot of fun.🤣

So close but so far...Ok, not close at all. Shit guesses, but a post like this is always going to inspire shit guesses. Here's a shit $1.00 upvote to reward your shit guesses.

It's good to assume shit... I imagine the shit... and uff it's ugly! Thank you very much!!!!

Excellent pictures!!!

Excellently shit indeed. 😀

The best .... the best shit, the one with the button!

See? Even shit guesses can get non shit votes! 😊

I swear I'm very close to posting in this community, and not because I'm interested in any awards but those crappy pics look pretty interesting....
If I wanted to list them I'd be half lost, but whatever, here goes.
Cover photo : looks like a carpet weaving.
Second photo : looks like a stamp from a jean.
Third photo: a material from a shoe.
Fourth photo: material from a purse or bag.
Last photo: A zipper or zipper of a coat or sweater...

Which crappy photo did I get right?

😂

I'd like to give you a shit prize for your answers but, alas, I cannot as they are not correct. Still, I appreciate you getting involved so here's a little comment vote.

Oh no!!!!

Did I miss them all?
How embarrassing, please take back that award, I don't deserve it, my appreciation is terribly bad....o could it be that the pictures are distorted....o could it be that my English is lousy?

I will be attentive to the comments...🥺🤐

Nah, your guesses just weren't correct is all.

Shit guesses, but guesses on what shit is which are always going to be shit guesses so don't worry about the guesses being shit, they are supposed to be! 😉

  1. a doily of some kind.
  2. corner of a jean pocket.
  3. adidas
  4. baseball glove
  5. zip on hood.

Bloody good guess but no.
Yep, good guess.
So close but no.
Great guess but not even close.
Oh so close.

No shit prizes my friend but a small comment vote to say thanks for joining in.

Thanks for the not so shitty upvote.

I can only make the same guesses as the other guessers and if I can't guess correctly, I doubt anyone else can. I guess that confirms your photography is...well...shit!:)

Shit guesses are still guesses, but shit guesses about what shit is in these shit photos is never going to win shit prizes, but here's a vote regardless.

If the shit photos in this post were not shit this post would need to be muted...which would make for some interesting self-dialogue. So yep, shit photos...just like they're supposed to be.

Good afternoon Galen, everything is already said, but here I leave my shit-adivinations:

1 Sisal mat.

2 pressure bracket.

3 Leather shoe.

  1. Driving leather gloves.

  2. Zip.

  1. No.
  2. No.
  3. Good guess.
  4. Nope.
  5. Yes, but not specific enough.

This means there's no shit prize for you I'm sorry to say but here's a small vote to say thanks for playing along.

I remain very saddened by my total lack of divinatory skills 😢, but very grateful with the vote. Best regards.

Very good guess indeed.

But you and @galenkp will 👀see my guesses are the shit. 💩

I'm confused, I didn't know this was a competition to see who left the biggest shit 🤣.

I win... LOLuntitled.gif

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There's shit, and them there's shit. With you, well your shit is the latter meaning your shit is the shit and you know it.

Haha, well it was a good try and worth the effort, at least you got a little vote out of it.

Thanks so much Galen, have a great week and a magnificent end of Sunday.

I love shit. Not the literal kind of course. That would be fucking awful.

Not much colour of shit if then but the last one which is obviously a horde of enemy coming over the hill at our position.

Wait till you see the whites of their eyes!!!

Everybody likes shit but it's only the fucking weird ones that like the literal kind. At this community we like shit, shit photos, and funny as shit comments like yours. I'd like to reward you with a fucking awesome upvote but my VP is shit but anyway, it looks like you got a decent one from someone else, a top bloke who also doesn't like shit of the literal kind.

I like this shit community!!! 😃😃

Sometimes shit is bad, but sometimes shit can be good shit.

Good shit is where it's at 😃

When one can see the whites of the enemy horde's eyes then one knows shit is going to get real and one, almost always, says "shit!" But then once that shit has escaped one's thoughts one turns to other shit like preparing for the shit that's about to go down. That shit, is when shit gets really real. More realler than any other shit. 😉

When the shit gets real the shit gets flowing!! Or something equally shitty 🤣🤣

Flowing shit...now there's some shit most people would want to avoid.

This right here is a whole assload of literal shit

There's a lot of shit in the world currently and it's all over the place, far and wide: Wars, rising inflation, fake news, selfishness, greed, housing crisis, China, control of the population, governments, McDonalds, widening of the socio-economic/class gap and the rise of poverty, reliance on AI, a decline in quality, service and manners, social media, Elon Musk, low Hive price, taxation and so much more...so much shit...such a long list a long list of shit!

Jacket
Levis
belt
shoe
sweater

So much shit around the place one would need a lot of paper and many pens to list it.

Your guesses, all good ones but not all right so...shit.

Here's an upvote though.

Well, shit! lol

  1. your pubes
  2. A levi's rivet
  3. breathing hole on a gimp mask
  4. leather spanking paddle ( well it looks like mine tbh)
  5. the zip line on your old man's cardi

LOL

lol good answer, I'm sure your're right!

Ha! I have just been told that I have failed ho hum

I'm in good company then as I too, am a failure lol...grrr, now have to find out what those things are

Ha! enjoy your search

Haha, best guesses yet...and some funny shit. Unfortunately no shit prizes for you as you've not gotten them right but here's an upvote because you made me laugh.

ah fuck, I've never been lucky

Alright I shall to guess some shit then.

  1. Button of Jeans pants or Jeans jacket
  2. Outer layer of leather shoes
  3. Leather shoes with lining outside
  4. Zipper of a Jacket

Btw nice macro shot there too.

Good guesses...I mean shit ones. (Ok, not really, they were pretty good.)

I'd like to send you some shit prizes but you're not exactly right with your guesses. That's ok though, I've got an upvote for you instead.

Thank you so much. Cool I like this one. Is ok for the shit prize.

Here are some imaginative suggestions...

  1. Weaving on the tablecloth that you use as a placemat on the coffee table in the living room....
  2. Metal threads on the small change pocket on Levis jeans (only this is 99% correct, maybe it's the back pocket as well).
  3. Ventilation hole on leather Rieker shoes.
  4. Stitches on leather gloves.
  5. The zip on the sweater you got from your partner for your 43rd birthday.

Your guesses are good ones and quite specific too, well done. Some are not too far orr and some are way off, but I'm glad to see you got involved in this shit game about what shit is in these shit photos so, while I can't give you shit prizes because your guesses weren't correct, I can give you a vote.

Thanks for your vote 🙂

Sometimes just being able to participate in a game, no matter how shit it is, is a big enough reward 🙂

I remember as a kid, I was very honored when the older generations let me run to get a ball that would be kicked far while they were playing soccer on the grass field. I didn't even play, I was just close to the game.
and an even greater honor, if all the kids who watched them play told me: "run for us a bottle of water". 🙂
Then I felt like a member of their team. because without me they wouldn't be able to play.

These guesses are good shit!

Need some brain stimulation, not entering, simply taking a break from normal routine of late. Dropping in to say hello....

  1. Rayon based fiber, possibly a carpet weave.
  2. Levi's rivet button, jeans...
  3. Lacrosse stitching across shoe for breather, synthetic fibres
  4. Leather stitching, possible a ball or wallet
  5. Sweater knitting machine feed, or one side of zipper being stitched in.

Hope my next week is better than the last, take care!

Hey Joan, good guesses...number 3 was spot on. Although, not all right so no shit prizes for you. Here's an upvote to thank you for getting involved though.

I hope you have a better week.

Well dah she blows, just popped in to say hello, first time to return for walk about, yup a quickie and gone walk about again. Fun and games not over yet!

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Without looking at the comments...

  1. A cloth or rug

  2. Levi's jeans

  3. This is tough... A belt or something?

  4. Sides of the leather shoes/boots

  5. Zip on a jacket

Pretty good guesses indeed! You didn't get all of them though so you'll not be receiving any shit prizes but have this upvote instead.

Hehe! Thanks for the fun! :)

No probs.

Cover photo: A rug weaving
Second photo: A nut/bolt of some kind.
Third photo: A shoe/sandals
Fourth photo: A zipper from a coat or sweater..

Just some random shit😂😂

Nope.
Nope.
Not specific enough.
Close.

So, no shit prizes for you, but here's a little vote for getting involved.

Damn..

Guess I'll be checking the comments to see who gets it

Well, whomever gets the shit prize i give away, if anyone, will think it's shit, I'm sure.

Well.. getting some shit, even if it isn't cool shit, is better than getting no shit at all 😂

True, no shit isn't quite as good as some shit.

Random shit fits quite well around here.

Well, that shit is amazing.

Some shit really is amazing right?

Indeed, there is really amazing shit out there. But what amaze me the most is the shit you can do with that shitty camera.

Lol, yeah when one wants to create shit photos it's easy, have shit skills and a shit camera. ☺️

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