You just can't depend on piss dealers these days. Or rain for that matter. FFS, life is getting shitter by the year!
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You just can't depend on piss dealers these days. Or rain for that matter. FFS, life is getting shitter by the year!
Climate change.
In Scotland we are all rooting for climate change so we get warmer weather. Don't tell anyone though or we will get in trouble 😎
Haha, nah mate, you don't want Greta Thunderberg hear you say that, she'll show you her face and you'll be fucked up!
She might canoe me!!
I know mate, one must be careful when it comes to Ms Thunderberg, it's not one to take lightly.
One is always careful when dealing with the unknowns!
She's out there man...I blame the parents mostly though.
I am ready to root for any reason.
Har, the Fins are rubbing off on you!!!
Like a wombat...Eats, roots and leaves.
We get that nicer climate here in Bulgaria too! :)
they take a good care of lining up the skies in very hot days, so we can have a proper chilling nutritional rains after days, soaking the Earth for the sake of... whatever...
It's good we have strong winds in here :D
Our climates sound a little similar although I have been to Bulgaria and I think it was warmer in the middle but I was in!
Nice! somehow i felt it..
and yeah.. it's warmer... i'm in the south-east 111 km from Bourgas
Further south than where I was, Nessebar. Great stuff, more south, more heat!
Certainly becoming harder and harder to forecast these events. But I don't think Rain should be the one to ruin piss dealers for you.
I'm still in business.
Keep clicking that lighter. They are worth their weight in gold theses days.
Real gold. Not piss gold.
Dude, this is liquid gold. I found endless fountains man! Rivers of it! Even have huge plans of adding fragrances from all natural sources as well. Create an entirely new line of merch as a side hustle. They'll be rubbing this shit all over their bodies in no time you'll see!
I can see it. I can see how the gold had changed you. You used to care nothing for the piss. And now?
Now, you just want to take the piss out of everyone!
You're just jealous. This could have been yours man. Didn't you see my Lambo out front? That's right. How can you miss it!
I was going to let you drive it, man. Was.
Fragrances! ✅
Starting with asparagus I guess. Organic asparagus of course.
Can't go wrong with asparagus! Think I'll call that one, Asparapiss.
Haha!
You're like Bill Blazejowski, the person Michael Keaton played, in the 1982 movie, Night Shift.
An ideas man!
You know...feed the tuna fish mayonnaise so one doesn't need to put the mayo on the sandwich. Truly inspirational stuff.
I can see the marketing headline now:
Asparapiss - Yellow, warm and pungent - Be an Asparapiss man (Also available in the ultra-pungent eu de parfum for ladies because everyone wants to be pissed on)
I can see the commercial now. We're at a rodeo. Dude keeps getting bucked off the bull, but he needs to go those 8 seconds. Scans the crowd, sees his hot wife, she holds up the Asparapiss, and he knows just what to do. Couple squirts. Wins the rodeo!