Keep clicking that lighter. They are worth their weight in gold theses days.
Real gold. Not piss gold.
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Keep clicking that lighter. They are worth their weight in gold theses days.
Real gold. Not piss gold.
Dude, this is liquid gold. I found endless fountains man! Rivers of it! Even have huge plans of adding fragrances from all natural sources as well. Create an entirely new line of merch as a side hustle. They'll be rubbing this shit all over their bodies in no time you'll see!
I can see it. I can see how the gold had changed you. You used to care nothing for the piss. And now?
Now, you just want to take the piss out of everyone!
You're just jealous. This could have been yours man. Didn't you see my Lambo out front? That's right. How can you miss it!
I was going to let you drive it, man. Was.
Fragrances! ✅
Starting with asparagus I guess. Organic asparagus of course.
Can't go wrong with asparagus! Think I'll call that one, Asparapiss.
Haha!
You're like Bill Blazejowski, the person Michael Keaton played, in the 1982 movie, Night Shift.
An ideas man!
You know...feed the tuna fish mayonnaise so one doesn't need to put the mayo on the sandwich. Truly inspirational stuff.
I can see the marketing headline now:
Asparapiss - Yellow, warm and pungent - Be an Asparapiss man (Also available in the ultra-pungent eu de parfum for ladies because everyone wants to be pissed on)
I can see the commercial now. We're at a rodeo. Dude keeps getting bucked off the bull, but he needs to go those 8 seconds. Scans the crowd, sees his hot wife, she holds up the Asparapiss, and he knows just what to do. Couple squirts. Wins the rodeo!
Fuck yeah...now who will play the husband and wife...and will they want a golden shower in their dressing rooms?
I'm thinkin Aubrey Plaza though she'd say no but at least I got to say hi. Not sure about the dude. No dressing rooms, just a trailer but nobody is allowed to sit on the furniture.