Imagine that thing chasing you going, "Gobble gobble."
No amount of pills and counselling would fix that stress disorder...
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Imagine that thing chasing you going, "Gobble gobble."
No amount of pills and counselling would fix that stress disorder...
That made me snort! lol. Yes, that would be a haunting for a very long time. Every time you closed your eyes you would see and hear it.
If you survived that is
Have you ever been cow tipping? They should actually call it, "You're about to get trampled and will most likely be running for your life soon plus you'll probably fall in fresh shit and ruin your clothes but it's funny to the people watching who know better."
I haven't!! I was faced down by a herd of cows a while ago when cutting across a field and ever since then have had a healthy respect for them!!
I almost shat myself!!!
I grew up knowing more cows than people. I know how to live as one with those beasts. Just don't bug them when it's dark...
I've heard that in the dark they shed their skins and crawl on bloodied meat sticks to below people's bedroom windows where they sing with a soft mooing to entice people to come to their field and be sacrificed to the gods of milk.
It's true. Operation Bovid-19.
Don't forget to wear a moosk.
Oh ho. You are in fire tonight muckeroo!!!
Bovid 19, moosk, wahahaha!!!