How about we take turns being legit and knuckleheads? I can definitely pull both off - I'm chockful of moments of brilliance and idiocy. Kind of a yin yang thing - you can be a knucklehead today and I'll be one tomorrow. It would be kind of interesting to have a set label for the day, like, today I have a free pass to do crazy stupid things; and tomorrow I've got it altogether again, but I can trust in getting to throw everything to the wind the following day. And as teammates (I promise I won't say any weird platonic I-love-you's) we could check in on each other. I'd be scanning your page like It's his knucklehead day, and I see that comment was not flippant enough. Tisk, tisk.
Now, if we are counting this post as my legit day (which is open for debate) then my next one is knuckleheaded and I'm already pretty excited about the idea. I'm thinking up-close pictures of dog noses with explanations of why they are the cutest things on earth. Damn it I'm so excited about this it almost seems legit, but I've got to be careful not to blend criteria.
Good lord I just wrote two paragraphs on that. You really shouldn't get me started;)
Share 'legitiosity and knukleheadness'?
Let me think on it for a nanosecond. Great plan!
I like the balance it provides, and, dare I say it, the opportunity that it presents. You see, on a knucklehead-day one may choose to go full-knuckle and instead of being an actual knucklehead, one may indeed be legit instead. I mean, legit on knucklehead day? Does it get any knuckleheadier? Methinks not.
Methinks also that one should use methinks more often.
Let's confirm that tomorrow is your knucklehead day although considering your tomorrow is actually my yesterday because of the time difference I have no clue what's going on...This, when today is my knucklehead-day...seems to fit right?
So, legit knuckleheaded teammates we are...I'll look forward to your dog-nose post and if any platonic I love you's spring forth let's just hope they're on the knucklehead-day of the one who says it...that makes everything ok.
Tomorrow (or today now that it is midnight) is American Thanksgiving, and I've just cleaned my entire house and made three pies - pumpkin, walnut, and cranberry. They are pieces of art and I want to stare at them lovingly for ages. The same with my clean house. I just want to bask in its complete cleanliness.
Oh I like the sound of full-knuckle. I can see myself accidentally cutting off the end during a bout of hyperactive speed talking, and turning it into full-knuck. Which sounds sort of like an Australian bird I've never heard of, and I like that too - methinks it could work to remind me to stay on task.
This comment has been a stream of consciousness but I'm not backspacing. Too tired for that. Clearly this was my knuckleheaded day, cleaning a house and making pies...what a crazy idea. I'm going to bed :)
Teammates of legit knuckles. I like the sound of that too. It makes us sound like the mafia or something.
Happy thanksgiving, I hope you folks have a really nice time and I'm not annoyed at all at the fact I'll not get any pumpkin pie...or walnut, and not at all annoyed that I'll be cranberry pieless. Ok, I'm not not annoyed...I'm annoyed! But that's ok, I'll struggle through my pieless state somehow.
Just so you know, I'm thankful to have met you, my full-knuck friend from FL.
#fullknuck #legitknucks #pieless
I think the cranberry was actually my favorite. It had a nice tart bite, balanced by a sweet crust. The lovely pink color, like an embarrassed flamingo, or maybe the inside of a ripe red grapefruit, or a hundred other pink comparisons, was a nice touch.
Thank you. I'm thankful to have met you too, my full-knuck Australian. Look at you, you even know how to abbreviate Florida like an American.
You wrote that...my brain heard this: Haha, I had pie and you didn't have any and that pie was bloody amazing and you'll never know because you weren't here for Thanksgiving but if you were I'd have shared my pie with you and you would have loved it.
Now that's how one goes #full-knuck! 👆
I'm in training for my visit...I'm working on my full-on Aussie accent (which I'll play up) so that all and sundry shall know I'm an Australian...I'm hoping it earns me many pies.
Ha! The pie was absolutely horrible - pure bitterness without a shred of appealing quality to redeem it. Worst pie ever. Never making it again. Is that soothing?
Oh my, that full-on Aussie accent. You'd better tell your wife to bring a fly swatter to beat back all the American women that will be falling over you. Be prepared for a lot of questions about crocodiles. The expectation for you having wrestled at least one will be very high.
Loo, now I know you're deflecting and trying to make me feel better. There's no way that pie was anything but legit! It's ok, one of us had legit pie, that's better than none of us.
Lol, hopefully ones that work out and eat well, I'd hate to get squashed.
I'll make up some awesome croc-wrestling stories...well, in truth I won't have to make them up, we all wrestle crocodiles in our spare time. Crikey!