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Awesome! I'm sure that it can handle my weight. After all, promises aren't meant to be broken. Aren't they?

Correct.

I'll hold you to it!

There, you can keep that rope.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ah, yes, that thread was made entirely of campaign promises. I guess it compromised the integrity of the whole system.

Campaign promises are almost always lies. Trust me on that.