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Here, this rope is made of promises kept.

Awesome! I'm sure that it can handle my weight. After all, promises aren't meant to be broken. Aren't they?

Correct.

I'll hold you to it!

There, you can keep that rope.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ah, yes, that thread was made entirely of campaign promises. I guess it compromised the integrity of the whole system.