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Can you throw me the rope? It seems I can't get out from this *deep, deep hole that you dug up.

Here, this rope is made of promises kept.

Awesome! I'm sure that it can handle my weight. After all, promises aren't meant to be broken. Aren't they?

Correct.

I'll hold you to it!

There, you can keep that rope.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo