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meesterboom (80)in #life • 11 days ago
Cry Me A Trezor
Gimme some of that cheap ass. I grinned at my laptop. What the hell are you doing? Squawked the Good Lady in alarm as she saw me cackling and reaching below the…
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 27 days ago
Storm Eowyn
The red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just…
$116.90
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- Author $58.50
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Fly Me To The Moon
It was a few days after the New Year. As tradition had stipulated for the Scots, I had been outrageously drunk many times. Indeed, it could be said that I was mawkit which…
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- Author $53.21
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
The Hanish
Are you sure you can't stay in tonight? The Good Lady was wearing a party dress, boots and stirring at a pot on the hob. Whilst I found this scene witchily alluring, I…
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- Author $72.67
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
And With Strange Aeons...
It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year. Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover... Me, I…
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- Author $34.10
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Santa's Coming
Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas! I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty. Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?! The Good…
$94.53
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- Author $47.31
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Two and a Half
Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping from a plane with a…
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- Author $46.97
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Bring On The Eschaton
Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…
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- Author $37.20
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Venom Jugs
Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too many sniffs…
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- Author $25.05
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Reacher
Yes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmas was…
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- Author $38.99
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Archer
Excuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well…
$72.60
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- Author $36.33
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
The Witch Queen
Hola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo? I nodded knowingly to my Good Lady and gave her the cheeky wink which implied some chorizo might be forthcoming in her…
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- Author $35.14
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Caribou
You will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend.…
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- Author $27.59
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Apples
Yooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the table…
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- Author $31.17
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Grurp
Daddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the…
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- Author $25.82
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
The Whisky Thief
Guys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately.…
$37.53
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- Author $18.78
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 months ago
Early Sparkin
I tapped furiously away at my keyboard. I hadn't posted in a while and it seemed that whilst I had been post-free Hive had gone up in flames. People were pointing angrily…
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- Author $28.31
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 months ago
Scratched
Where do you want it mate? Said the delivery man with a cheeky nod as if he were thinking I might reply with some butt-cheeked innuendo. I gave him a stern look before…
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- Author $25.20
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 7 months ago
The Spark
Hey, chick? You have a moment? I approached the Good Lady in the kitchen where I hung seductively like a sex python from the door frame. She looked up at me from the…
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- Author $20.31
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 7 months ago
Take It Out
Daddy, daddy. Look at me, look at me!! The Little Boom came running into the garden where I was enjoying some rays contemplating the ineffability of existence.…
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- Author $23.03
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