New year resolution!
I know this January would always be about new year and new year. But I won’t get tired because it’s new year and that would be part of my resolution.
Number 1 resolution. I want to be more prayerful.
Number 2 resolution. I want to be on the top list of Forbes this year
Number 3 resolution. I want to be a whale 🐳 on hive
Number 4 resolution. I want to own a private jet 🛩
Number 5 resolution. When I am rich I want to get married
Number 6 resolution. I want to be more of a foodie.
Number 7 resolution. I want to Fear less and Love more
Number 8 resolution. I want be happy always
Number 9 resolution. I want to be dedicated
Number 10 resolution. I want to stop procrastinating too much.
@temmylade it’s time hahaha 😝
Hmmmm
This is really wonderful
Please be a whale 🐳 and touch my life oo 😂
Hehe. Is there any way a fish can turn to a whale? Maybe some magical incantation 😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
You are kidding me 🤣
😂. Why would I. At least we are going to benefit it together 😂
That's true
Be the whale first 😅☺️😉
😂 😂. Okay 👍 I would try my best
Good 😊👍
Nawa ooooo
B like say I dy miss road abi person carry ya phone aunt😂
I dy wait for you to become whale and touch my life u dy tell me say you dy wait for another person 😂😂
Abeg @merit.ahama , I fit check your side abi u dy wait for person too😂
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This comment crack me up big time!
I dey wait for person too o
Whale ways still long for my side, so I dey look up to my upcoming whales
Una well-done oh😂😂
See as Una thrash my hopes down... This new year go long oh
Awww your own good say you get hopes before
Na only one hope I get 🥲
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How is it any better say I been get hopes wey no dy reason come through and say you bet one wey don dy come through already 😂😂
I know say we don fight before but you know say you talk say you don change so try remember my akant if whale show 😂
Lol wahala o
I go put your akant for head, nor worry... Sha dey send money to me weekly make I for become whale fast fast
E no go long
Just believe
Awwwwn.... Here comes Optimism
Yes... let's be positive
Na you I still dey wait for 😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
Hmmmm, becoming a whale 🐋🐳 is not easy oo 😂, I dey wait for merit too 😂
I guess all of us go just Dy wait😂
Hahaha.its good to wait ...be patience ☺️
Shuooo 10 resolutions that all seem like resolutions I can put in two parts 😂
When you become a whale, don't forget your home girl 🥲 I'll be behind you sha
Seriously? 🙄 All in this year? I'm waiting to come and wash it with drink o
You are always welcomed to come and celebrate with me. When coming try coming with your lunch box.
And also how can a fish turn to whale? Is there anything I can do about it? Any incantation??
Come with lunch box? Empty one abi? 🤧
Just say the word "Abracadabra" and you'll become a whale in seconds 😌
No oo. Luck box with food. And gift for the whale celebrating too.
Heheh. That one na old magic jare. I need update. Recent ones
Lol wait for the lunch box ehn 😂
That old magic na still the recent update, dey play 😂
😂 😂 😂. Is it now better to be playing than to not be able to play again?? 😂
Let me play oo. Or even let’s play together. When I see correct ogbanja wey go make me turn money man and whale I no go play again. I would leave you to playing
Lol no wahala
All the best ehn
Wonderful.... I still dy ask sef, I no even Sabi say my eyes go clear if I push the button down a little bit
Una well-done oh
Abeg which upcoming star I go tag along now make I dy show the person say I care incase the person become whale make the person fit touch me directly
Wait oh, no be to become this whale myself sef🧐
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You fit become whale yourself na
And I sure say my posts go dey get huge payouts overflow 🤧
I give you five years from now, na whale you go be 😝 just try dey convert your offline money to Hive power every week until then 😂
Why am I so excited? 🤣
No b say I no dy like dy optimistic oh, infact, I get post about Optimism sef
But I need make person wake us up from sleep abeg😂😂😂
Who e go be, you get option of people wey Sabi wake even the dead?
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This is bad!
Even after the strategy wey I give you, e nor still sure 🤧
You no wan talk about offline funds abeg😂😂
Those ones are used to fight off Sapa in this sapacified campus of mine😂
Lol this is so funny
You know say graduates no dy understand wetin undergraduates dy suffer😂
Lol... Wahala for who never graduates o
Sorry ehn, the Lord will see your through 🥲
I been think say na this 2023 Resolution we dy talk about but u don jump enter 2028
See finish 😂😂
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Wahala o
Which one be see finish na 🤧
I never even see anything self
But your eyes dy always dy open 🤣
How na 😂😂
E fit b say ya don jam another accidental banana... Who knows
Ahhhh I weak once 😂
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U fit weak twice make I know say you really weak
Shuooo who knows Dr Sopulu shu come and carry him and lemme alone abeg 😩🤧
Na run I dy on now😂
This one get me sha... Don't get me wrong, anything is possible but have you actually downloaded that Forbes list to see the game of numbers people on that list are playing?
If you end up achieving this particular resolution, Omo, e mean say miracle no tire Jesus for your head bro 😂😂
Unless you are planning on associating with objects too as your new year resolution, you no fit get this one too😂
Once once human beings go dy Dy very annoying 😂
Hahaha. This man don help me pieces my resolutions oooo.
What if the Forbes na the one way Dey my state or even my country.. must I go tat far into that big list 😂 😂. Forbes na Forbes even if na for my local government 😂 😂.
And sure I know that happiness can’t come all through. But no matter the condition. I want to make myself happy always
This guy get better OT oh 😂😂, see as you defend yourself.
Finally, Forbes na Forbes finally
U go dy happy finally... You just made a point now
It's you making yourself happy and not relying on people for happiness
That’s life my brother 😂. Why I go Dey disturb myself up and down when I know say life itself no balance.
I gats defend myself ooo. I no get option 😂
You do the defending well aswr 😂😂
Life no balance aswr.... Some dy find whale while some na d whale we dy find😂
Hahaha. See up and down ooo. You self get the real OT for hand… hahaha 🤣
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But I go definitely support you with full chest in number 5
No b cos of anything but na bcos say u specify say na when you get money you go marry.... E no dy Dy funny at all to marry when money never come board.... I fit no even get meat for my wedding rice 😂
😂. We never serve una garri and kuli. Money matters ooo. Money is not everything but can do anything. Money brings happiness.
Make i just chill small and find money 💰
Money Dy give joy my man
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You want to stop procrastination and you also want to get a private jet 🤔, I'm totally impressed with this goal and I will tell you something, some of them are unrealistic for this year, that marriage own sha 🤓
Who told you that?? What if I decided you are the one I want to marry and me by force!
Person wey don get private jet wetin be marriage beside am?
Nothing oh my guy 😂
With private jet, you fit marry 3 once sef
😂 😂. You get the levels. 😂
You get any of your sister wey you fit give me 😉
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Na d one dem go give you u dy find abi na d one u go pay bride price for em head
Haha. Na the one then go give me oooo. Bride price too small for me now…. Imagine am now. Big man like me with great resolutions Dey pay bride price
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